You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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