Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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