i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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