can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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