You really coming over, don't trick.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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