Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
