so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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