haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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