Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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