Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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