I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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