Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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