On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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