Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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