he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So squirting runs in the family.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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