You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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