I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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