I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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