Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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