oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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