Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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