i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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