I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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