normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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