So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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