doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He did a backflip because drugs
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