You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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