i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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