normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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