hows the party?
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be there in 10
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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