Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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