My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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