YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it glows. i had to have it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You took a bar mat shot.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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