weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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