whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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