I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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