She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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