Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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