i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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