do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i now understand why vodka
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
