then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How does one acquire holy water?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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