talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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