I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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