I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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