A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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