Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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