just come out here and I will go home with you...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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