Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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