who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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