We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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