doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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