Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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