Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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