he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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