He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
