just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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