Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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