i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm at about main and main street
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
When did angry sex become our thing?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Dear god my vagina.
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